Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Write a poem about your pillow.

Write a poem about your pillow.  It can be as serious or funny as you like.  If you pick funny see if you can write some rhyming cat in the hat like work.  But serious can be perhaps easier.  I heard on TV that your pillow can double in weight due to dut mite excrement.  As a kid I remember how I would get hot and throughout the night I was flipping my pillow to the cool side.   Think of all the dreams hatched on your pillow, or lovers who shared your pillow, or children who rested on your pillow, or times when your significant other hit you in the face.  Think of your pillow as a witness to some aspect of your life.  Perhaps you have cried on your pillow.  Maybe you like to read while propped up on your pillow. Maybe a pillow played some role in your sex life.  Count the pillows on your bed.  Count the pillows in your house.  Imagine a functional pillow debating a decorative pillow.  Has a pillow ever played an important role in your past?

Here is my pillow effort:

MY PILLOW  by tex norman

                As a child I had pillows
stuffed with feathers.
I was before foam-rubber was common.
I was during the time when feather’s were common
and pillows were filled with bird magic.
Sometimes, in the night, I would feel something sticking me.
I used my fingers like tweezers and pinched the point and
pulled.  Out came a feather. It was my explanation for
how my dreams traveled, not on wings, but on feathers.
My dreams drifted.  My dreams responded to the slightest
hint of a movement.  My head filled with the impossible
and it seem all so totally, absolutely possible.

Friday, August 16, 2013

Boomer Poetry Prompt: More Ranting Poetry

On June 25, 1857, French poet Charles Baudelaire published his book Les Fleurs du Mal (Flowers of Evil).
This collection of poetry led to his conviction on charges of blasphemy and obscenity.
Here's a sample of Mr. Baudelaire’s nasty poetry:

"Huddled, teeming, like gut-worms by the million,
A clutch of Demons make whoopee in our brain
and, when we breath,
Death floods our lungs, an invisible torrent,
muffled in groans.
" Get good and dark:

You can find some translations on line if you are willing to read a bit from Flowers of Evil
You can purchase the book on line: 


If you just want to vent, then write a short venting poem.  Unleash the gut-worms!  Remember the movie Network?  The protagonist was “mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more.”

Write a poetry rant.  You can read more of Flowers of Evil, or just sound off on what pisses you off.
Here is one of my rants.  I won first place for this work in a coffee house poetry slam.

Bra Ads  By tex norman

I stand before you
a man racked with guilt
and shame
that came
(or so I felt)
from my Calvinistic, blackbelt,
fundamentalist
father.  He wasn’t much fun,
but he certainly was mental.
He could make a hard-shell Baptist
look like a godless ACLU liberal.
No lie.
So all my life I
have felt like a hopeless
and helplessly unworthy one
living in the State of SIN,
the black sheep of my family.
Despite, however, the
the religious oppression of my family
we did have porn in
our house.  It was called
the Sears & Roebuck Catalogue,
containing seventeen provocative pages
of brassieres for all sizes and ages.
Back in 1950-twelve, I
perused those over (and under) developed bra models
modeling bra, after bra, after buh-buh-buh bra.
I could sit for hours imagining
their hoooo-haaahs.
Back then there was a poplar song
about an “itsy-bitz,
teeny-weenie-
yellow-polka-dot bikini”
that prompted Sears to add
three pages of two-piece
bra-topped swimming suits
added, I thought, just for me
adding to me variety.
Then, one day, all my fears
came true.
I got caught
while scrutinizing a brassiere
that hooked (oh, my god)
in the front.  You know,
between the left hoooo and the right haaah.
My father saw what I was seeing.
There must’ve been like 57 hooo-haaahs
on each page
and I was of an age
my daddy thought too
young to
be forming such mummeries
so daddy worked himself into a
brew-ha-ha
like rage reciting scripture
about how impure
my thoughts were.  He
threw scripture at me
like one of those onward Christian Soldiers
lobbing verse grenades.
“The Apostle Paul wrote
in his First Letter to the Corinthians
that, ‘it is good not to touch a woman.’”
When a guy says something like that
you can’t help but wonder,
“Had Paul ever tried it?”
Then my daddy quoted Jesus, who said,
“It is adultery to look at the bust
and to lust.”
Finally, my father bemoaned those cross your heart
Playtex living bra ads on TV.
But I have to say
it seemed to me
that those television bra ads were directed right at me.
Their very name was a Direct Address.
Listen carefully
I’m sure you’ll hear it:
“PLAYTEX”
                “Play tex”
                              Play                tex!”